I met my seamstress today. She is very cool. For someone who I thought was going to be pushy and uninspired, I was so happy to be wrong. First of all, she looks exactly like […]
OK, the dress appointment with ‘my seamstress’ didn’t happen last week. I’ve put it down to The Clash of the Timetables. We’re going to do the first consult in ten days’ time. Not this Saturday […]
Meet my dress. This is the last time you’ll see it in this original glory. I’m about to chop it in half. Don’t be sad. It’s gonna look rad.
I’ve been engaged before. It didn’t go very far, but I think his designs on me were slightly more intense than mine on him. In fact my designs on him were very scant. A red […]
So I’m meeting with the dressmaker this Saturday. I think Im going to call her ‘my seamstress’ from here on in. I think it sounds luxurious, even if it’s just in my own head. I’ve […]