Other than realising the joys of a high-backed beach chair or finding Chris de Burgh’s music even slightly relatable, a lot of firsts are well behind us. And then you get on Tinder and realise there’s a whole new world of them.
You’re gonna waste a lot of time and you’re gonna waste a lot of makeup. If you’re really lucky, you’ll do both at the same time.
You know what has a more volatile economy than Bitcoin? Packing boxes.
Had I known from the start, there was no way in hell I would’ve agreed to a piece a fruit with this guy… let alone this.
Yep. Those tops that are, really, just bathers.
Two rights don’t make a wrong, they make a match.
If you’ve never had one, it’s kind of like a resume for a job you know nothing about – some people really care about the impression they give in the effort to snag the best in the business, while others… well… others just do the bare minimum to get the dole