You’re gonna waste a lot of time and you’re gonna waste a lot of makeup. If you’re really lucky, you’ll do both at the same time.
You know what has a more volatile economy than Bitcoin? Packing boxes.
Had I known from the start, there was no way in hell I would’ve agreed to a piece a fruit with this guy… let alone this.
Yep. Those tops that are, really, just bathers.
Two rights don’t make a wrong, they make a match.
If you’ve never had one, it’s kind of like a resume for a job you know nothing about – some people really care about the impression they give in the effort to snag the best in the business, while others… well… others just do the bare minimum to get the dole
The reason why I didn’t go to the beach that day wasn’t because of the bathers situation, it was the sheer effort it was going to take to defuzz myself to an acceptable level.