I was totally getting better. I hadn’t had a urinary tract infection for about 15 years but the antibiotics were doing the trick. A bit of discomfort, but not quite the breathtaking pins and needles […]
While red flags should’t be ignored in relationships, neither should green ones.
So, let me tell you why I hate sex toys. Firstly, they’re called ‘toys’. Secondly, despite the spectrum of fleshy colours, hot pinks and purples are overrepresented. The only other place you’ll see such shades […]
When I was about 26 and at uni, cruising dating chatrooms with a cask of paint stripper chardonnay was my idea of an affordable night out. Back then, online dating was still sort of new […]
If you know who Paula Abdul and MC Skat Kat are, you would be across their hypothesis that opposites attract. A few thoughts on why I think it’s flawed: If my partner likes it quiet […]
Turning the key in the front door of your parent’s house at 5.30am after spending the entire night out. Buying a Nickelback album for your ‘sister’. Binge-watching a Teen Mom 2 marathon on MTV. Eating […]
I heard it before I saw it. The short grumbling acceleration, the sharp stopping, the sound of glass breaking. The rubbish truck. The rubbish truck! I made a quick calculation in my head. Nope, no […]