He was the very first guy I dated after splitting with with The Mister. At the time, he had a 5-year-old girl and a 8-year-old boy – I didn’t have a problem with this. What I did have a problem with, was how I met them.
The Argument For ‘Hey’
Like getting to the halfway point of Marie Kondo-ing your bedroom, I soon found myself feeling exhausted from personally curating these goddamn icebreakers, that for the most part, were going nowhere.
The Relationship ‘First’ I Could’ve Really Done Without
Other than realising the joys of a high-backed beach chair or finding Chris de Burgh’s music even slightly relatable, a lot of firsts are well behind us. And then you get on Tinder and realise there’s a whole new world of them.
Five Things No One Tells You About Online Dating
You’re gonna waste a lot of time and you’re gonna waste a lot of makeup. If you’re really lucky, you’ll do both at the same time.
10/10 Nothing Can Ever Prepare You For Moving House
You know what has a more volatile economy than Bitcoin? Packing boxes.
The ‘Misteak’ No One Saw Coming
Had I known from the start, there was no way in hell I would’ve agreed to a piece a fruit with this guy… let alone this.
I Wore A Bodysuit To A Work Function And It Was Pretty Harrowing
Yep. Those tops that are, really, just bathers.
If You’re On Facebook, You’re Almost Certainly On Tinder
Two rights don’t make a wrong, they make a match.
We need to talk about online dating profile photos
If you’ve never had one, it’s kind of like a resume for a job you know nothing about – some people really care about the impression they give in the effort to snag the best in the business, while others… well… others just do the bare minimum to get the dole
How bogan jeans are really the most perfect bathing suit
The reason why I didn’t go to the beach that day wasn’t because of the bathers situation, it was the sheer effort it was going to take to defuzz myself to an acceptable level.