If you’ve never had one, it’s kind of like a resume for a job you know nothing about – some people really care about the impression they give in the effort to snag the best in the business, while others… well… others just do the bare minimum to get the dole
The reason why I didn’t go to the beach that day wasn’t because of the bathers situation, it was the sheer effort it was going to take to defuzz myself to an acceptable level.
I was totally getting better. I hadn’t had a urinary tract infection for about 15 years but the antibiotics were doing the trick. A bit of discomfort, but not quite the breathtaking pins and needles […]
While red flags should’t be ignored in relationships, neither should green ones.
So, let me tell you why I hate sex toys. Firstly, they’re called ‘toys’. Secondly, despite the spectrum of fleshy colours, hot pinks and purples are overrepresented. The only other place you’ll see such shades […]
When I was about 26 and at uni, cruising dating chatrooms with a cask of paint stripper chardonnay was my idea of an affordable night out. Back then, online dating was still sort of new […]
If you know who Paula Abdul and MC Skat Kat are, you would be across their hypothesis that opposites attract. A few thoughts on why I think it’s flawed: If my partner likes it quiet […]